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朋侪们咱们好,招待来到本期的“海外也可能有段子手”!昨夜的国际足球联合会世界杯赛管美观看点更仆难数,法队信赖瓦拉内和格子的进球淘汰乌拉圭,比利时王国则依靠Fernandinho的乌龙和丁丁的远程射门迈过了巴西那道坎。好了,话非常少说,让大家快来看看歪果仁们的佳绩嘲讽吧!

On club level, Mbappe became the winner of Ligue 1, French Cup and French League Cup with Paris Saint-Germain. He scored 34 goals in all competitions in 2018.

友人们大家好,招待来到这期的“海外也可以有段子手”!那二日的FIFA World Cup比赛场所卓越看点比比皆是,Spain在点球大战中被俄罗丝淘汰,克罗地亚共和国与丹麦也贡献了地道的点球好戏。巴西联邦共和国胜利制伏Mexicanos,而Belgium则经历了落后东瀛2球又反超绝杀的刻骨铭解表利水历。好了,话没有多少说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精粹耻笑吧!

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Last year's winner of the award was Chelsea midfielder N'Golo Kante.

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格子瓦拉内进球,高卢雄鸡2-0乌拉圭

HiroLegito:两日都没FIFA World Cup可看,那日子太折腾了…(2 days without the World Cup was hard.卡塔尔

spacecoast:和五年没欧洲足球季军联赛的滋味相比怎么样?(How about 2 years without Champion League?State of Qatar

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roy99999:法兰喜,乌拉归。(Flanghce, Urugone)

MbappesBaps:瓦拉内的进球大致好似黄油般润滑...当然,依然逊色乌拉圭门将的手滑。(瓦拉内's goal is as smooth as butter, but still less than Uruguay goalkeepper.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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warm_baller:幸而彪马不是做常规的!他们的球衣几乎一撕就开…(Puma should never make condoms, their kit is so easy to tear apart.卡塔尔国

ketoengineer89:球员踢球怎么都拉拽球衣,那差不离就裸体踢球好了!(Just play naked, no more clothing grabbing.卡塔尔

BlueHelicopter:那就只能拽丁丁了…(Coming next: penis grabbing.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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waitforitalex:当其余球队都在欧洲国家杯煎熬的时候,法兰西这一齐都在踢美锦赛…(France are playing Copa America while the other teams are playing at the Euro.卡塔尔

ShenTheWise:您要令人去画一幅规范法国人的画像,那最后画出来的早晚是Pawar的形容!(if you ask a anybody to draw a French person, the result will be pavard卡塔尔(قطر‎

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ealuscerwen:洛里一定是素食主义者,否则她必然会把那只蜻蜓给吃了…(Lloris is a vegetarian apparently, cause otherwise he would have welcomed that snack.卡塔尔(قطر‎

Intolia:若非被蜻蜓侠吻了一口,洛里那球还真不一定能扑出来呢!(Lloris couldn't have made that save without the power of Mr. Dragonfly’s kiss.State of Qatar

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tiki-taka-masala:了不起的扑火!蜻蜓侠一定是把会飞的技能传给洛里了!(What a save! That dragonfly must have transplanted its ability to fly to Lloris)

Tjockman:要通晓上次有球队完毕落后2球的恶化,那照旧…那星期四的时候…(no team has managed to recover from a two-goal deficit at the knockout stage of a world cup since Monday.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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liam842:Godin真是一名甲级的后卫,以致都在法队的禁区里帮衬解除困难呢!(oh Godin was truly a wonderful defender and still in clearance mode even in France box.卡塔尔国

Ereblp:作者们要真有Godin坐镇后防线,那简直稳得一堆…(Can’t be better if Godin defending for us to be honest.卡塔尔国

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chrisjdgrady:宣判应该采取自身秃顶的现实性,依旧把头上那几撮头发都剃了吧…(Ref needs to accept he’s bald and shave that head.卡塔尔国

theotheranotherother:评判头上那几撮勇敢的头发,照旧很顽强地梳到了一切尾部上…(those brave strands of hair the ref desperately tries to comb over on top of his head.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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coolylame:姆巴佩实在太快了,就连队友也跟不上节奏啊…(Mbappe too fast for his teammates lol.卡塔尔国

ThePooh:法兰西共和国换下了姆巴佩,换上了…Dembele?我的天,他们毕竟有个别许小妖能够上啊?(They switched Mbappe for...Dembele. Wtf is this team ? How many talented players do they have?State of Qatar

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petrichorE6:前几日作者还在期望姆巴佩不要昙花一现,几日前就开采她早已摔成Neymar了!(A few days ago: I really hope Mbappe doesn't let his fame get to his head. Today: Well, it looks like Neymar’s dive got there first.卡塔尔国

Cupcake-Warrior:这一场交锋就如你在玩FIFA Online的时候,对手很菜你早日就得到当先,却惊恐对手一怒之下就掉线了,希望竞赛赶紧结束…(This game is like when you're playing FIFA online and your opponent is shit. But you don't wanna hold the ball or score too much because they'll rage quit and you just wanna finish the game.卡塔尔国

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Jake_37r:这场较量踢完了,巴西联邦共和国踢Belgium以前的2个钟头你筹划怎么过?(What will you be doing in these 2 hours until Brazil v Belgium王国?卡塔尔国

StevieRayV:不久来一发冷静一下…(Jerk off to calm down.卡塔尔

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EggplantPoopEmoji:Bogba那表现,差十分少正是积极供给被咬…(Pogba trying to get bitten.卡塔尔国

baddesthombre:本身打赌瑞士人料定是不行入味的,希望苏牙能抵抗住诱惑…(Ibet French are tasty humans. Hope Suarez resists the temptation.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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ReactingPT:卡瓦尼上一再场,无疑等于给乌拉圭的棺椁又上了一颗钉…(getting rid of cavani really placed a nail in uruguay's coffin...卡塔尔

amh137:乌拉圭的战略很分明:传中到禁区,然后等卡瓦尼康复回归再顶进头球就足以啊!(Uruguay gameplan: Cross the ball until Cavani somehow comes back to head one in.卡塔尔

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BigCrashLittleChyna:正是是朝鲜研究开发的洲际导弹,Kanter也能拦得住!(Kante could intercept a North Korean ICBM.卡塔尔国

澳门葡京网站:这是个问题,机场等你。java2412:Kanter其实早就在法兰西广播台承认了,本人其实有11个肺!(Kante just admitted having only twelve lungs on French TV.State of Qatar

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envague:齐内丁·齐达内离开了皇家马德里俱乐部,C 罗Nardo要投入尤文,布冯去了大巴黎,二〇一八年还能够更疯狂啊!(Zidane quits Real Madrid, 罗纳尔多 goes to Juventus, and Buffon goes to Paris. 2018 is truly the most crazy year.卡塔尔国

AgnosticMantis:德意志都小组垫底出局了…(德文y finishing bottom of their group.卡塔尔

Mercer022:英格兰都小胜点球大战了…(England winning a penalty shoot-out.卡塔尔

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Mbappe finished fourth in the vote of the 2018 Ballon d'Or, another award inaugurated by the France Football magazine. He also made history by lifting the newly-established Kopa Trophy.

点球战争!俄罗丝淘汰Spain

BallPlartCallMop:Spain这踢得很有世界亚军的风范啊!不幸的是,踢得像我们那就得回家了…(Spaintruly played like World Champions today. Unfortunately for them that means playing like us.卡塔尔国

OhhJukes:那是继美国民代表大会选之后,俄罗丝赢得的最大的出奇战胜!(Russia's biggest win since the U.S election.State of Qatar

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IwishIwasGoku:Pique看到粉丝席用手臂玩人浪,所以忍不住参预了他们吧!(Piquesaw the crowd doing the wave and wanted to join in.卡塔尔国

Tenguswordsma:瓦西里,这Reino de España的门将太弱鸡了,他们也就丰硕3号厉害一点,扑出了笔者们三遍射门。(Hey their goalie was so poor, but the guy with No 3 shirt was fairly good to save a goal.卡塔尔

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Only_Wears_GymShorts:自己说,你再怎么黑皮克,人家仍为能够搂着夏奇拉一齐回家…(I mean, Pique still gets to go home to Shakira at the end of the day, so there's that...卡塔尔国

PandaCavalry:兴许夏奇拉怒了:“既然你这么钟爱用手,那您之后就必须要用手了!”(If only Shakira be like "you seem to like to use your hand, so use it only."卡塔尔(قطر‎

LelouchNexus:事实上皮克的嘴巴也一向没消停…(With how much he likes to talk...卡塔尔国

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bulgingforearm:到现在还留在FIFA World Cup的这么些球员,已经未有人曾经得到过世界杯了,以致连个踢过决赛的都不曾了…(No player left in the World Cup has ever won it, or even played in the final.卡塔尔国

finally_A_username:传说Reino de España球员回到休息室后还在相互作用传球呢!(Rumor has it, Spain still passing the ball in the locker room卡塔尔(قطر‎

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vikiadi27:普京总统,作者认为不太好…(Mr.Putin, I don't feel so good.卡塔尔国

Mr-Jimmy:本人说Reino de España,你下一脚传球可正是传到马德里去了。(Reino de España, your next pass will be your boarding pass to Madrid.卡塔尔国

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ghostninja33:Iniesta已经未有不满了,在灯烛辉煌的国家队生涯中,他现已得到了全副!(He's won everything there is to win, fantastic international career. 挪威王国rets, Andres Iniesta.State of Qatar

PauloHR:胡说!Iniesta从没赢过美臀小姐季军,也没进过National Basketball Association季后赛!(hasn't won the Miss bumbum or National Basketball Association finals either... Fraud.卡塔尔国

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ballness10:丰富钟爱看小白的Ins,如同叁个Reino de España中年岳父,每一天晒自个儿和各类球星的合相…(I love his 照片墙 account. It’s like a middle-aged Spaniard keeps convincing word-class players to take selfies with him.卡塔尔(قطر‎

riskyrofl:Spain教练正在搜寻在点球战役的时候还是能否在后场倒脚呢!(Spanish manager quickly googling can you pass backwards in a penalty shootout.State of Qatar

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davyJonesLockerz:老大的VAHaval评判组!他们照旧得并非死角地细致看完本场无聊的较量…(those poor officials at the VA哈弗 booth are probably regretting for having to watch this match in detail.卡塔尔国

ntusAru10:意大利共和国/Netherlands:被淘汰多令全国全体公民深负众望,而幸免那件事的最棒措施,便是不去踢国际足球联合会世杯!(Italy & Netherlands: can't disappoint your country if you don't qualify /pointstemple.卡塔尔国

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Namra_econ:俄罗斯教练真是太冷静了,他的血脉里流淌着的是冰水吗?(Man the Russian coach has fucking iced water flowing through his veins.State of Qatar

HeIsAnAli:不,是白兰地!(Nope, that's vodka.卡塔尔国

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legend18:还未吸收德意志联邦共和国的训导呢?未有人能在俄罗斯的土地上征性格很顽强在大起大落或巨大压力面前不屈他们!当然乌拉圭除此而外。(take lessons from the 德文s, no one overcomes Russia on their soil. Edit: except Uruguay.卡塔尔国

istoppedwrithing2:对不起啊,前不久Argentina和法兰西的交锋,把后天的进球都给透支完了…(Yo sorry we ran out of goals after the 阿根廷 France match.State of Qatar

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FineIntroduction:缘何德赫亚在Manchester United就能够那么酷呆了啊?(how does he give his best for United?.卡塔尔

mayjaz43:当你前面包车型客车吴忠是Jones和Smolin的时候,你别无选用…(You don't have a choice when Jones and Smalling are your centre backs.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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Losgringosfromlow:那大概会耳闻则诵西班牙王国队打进决赛啊!(This hurts Spain's chances of advancing to the final.卡塔尔

mr_popcorn:但西班牙王国有个优势,正是接下去都不会再小败了…(Spain's advantage: they can't lose anymore.卡塔尔

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SolidOrphan:本场竞赛,Reino de España百分之八十的传球是在Ramos和Pique之间传的啊?(90 percent of their passes are between Ramos and Picque?)

mister_fuckedup:Spain那1000多脚传球,必要的就只Messi的致命一击。而Messi在阿根廷共和国最亟需的,正是西班牙王国的这种传球…(What spain needed with all those 1000 passes was messi, and what messi needed was spain with all those passes.卡塔尔

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aiamacrayfish:真是猜忌,德意志联邦共和国、阿根廷共和国、República Portuguesa、Spain和澳国竟是都在三分之二决赛后就被淘汰了!(Can't believe we might lose all of 德文y, 阿根廷共和国, Portugal, 西班牙王太岁国 and 澳大波德戈里察 before the quarters.卡塔尔国

_spacecoast:她俩中出了三个叛徒…(One of those things is not like the others.卡塔尔(قطر‎

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